http://keybladesky.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] keybladesky.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] shiva_dancing_backup2009-07-24 11:24 pm

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Who: Squall, Balthier, Riku and Sora
What: Advice from the wise
Where: Squall's office
When: Middle of the day
Rating: PG-13


Squall was sat in his office, tapping away at the keys of his laptop. Three empty mugs sat beside him and one half full of cold, black coffee. He paused his work to sit back, rubbing at his temples to try and ease the stress headache that was forming.

Sora had hold of Riku's hand and a big, big, big pout was on his face. He didn't want to do what Riku had planned but he knew it was the only option. So, with a deep breath, he knocked on the door to Leon's office.

Riku shifted uneasily. He was beginning to regret this damned idea. He gave Sora's hand a gentle squeeze, trying to put on a brave face.

Squall looked over at the door, gving a slight frown. "It's open." He murmured, taking a sip of the cold coffee.

Sora pushed the door open and his pout grew again, his brow furrowed with nerves as he led Riku into the room. "...hi, Leon..."

Riku frowned, wishing the floor would swallow him up. He followed Sora, shifting uneasily.

Squall rose an eyebrow at the boys, setting his mug down to join the other empty ones. "What can I do for you?"

Sora fell silent, nudging Riku. It was his idea, he should be the one to talk. Though, Sora was on bursting point.

Riku opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. He snapped his mouth shut, swallowing hard and adverted his gaze from Squall.

Squall watched them for a moment, before rubbing his temples once more. "Come on guys, what's up?"

"Riku..." Sora whined quietly, pouting at him, blushing painfully brightly. If Riku didn't say something he'd have to.

Just that moment, Balthier nudged Squall's door open, dressed in a pair of black leather pants, hiking boots and a white shirt with only the middle buttons done up. "Afternoon~" He smiled at Riku and Sora before sitting on the edge of Squall's desk and kissing the top of his head. "What're we discussing?"

Riku's eyes widened at Balthier's entrance. He couldn't possibly ask now, it was far too embarassing!! He frowned, let out a sigh and turned to leave.

Squall smiled at Balthier, his hand instantly curling into the other man's. "Mm. Your guess is as good as mine, Pirate. Seems the boys are inflicted with Silence."

Balthier toyed with Squall's fingers, chuckling softly and casting Vox over the boys just in case. "Mn, no, I'm afraid they've just swallowed their tongues..."

Sora gritted his teeth and then suddenly, he burst. "How do men have sex?!?!" He all but shouted, his face bright pink as he gasped and covered his mouth with his free hand.

Riku's cheeks burnt as bright as possible. He gave Sora a sharp nudge. How embarassing could one sentence be?! "Sora!!" He huffed a little, shifting on the spot. "We know the basic... theory... but in practise... how... how does it happen?"

Squall gave a soft chuckle, brushing his fingertips against Balthier's palm, toying with his fingers lazily. "How do me have sex?" Squall repeated. "It's not such a mystery, really. You'll be surprised what the human body can do."

At Sora's outburst, Balthier had to slap a hand over his mouth to muffle his laugh. He almost fell off the desk and had to keep his hand firm over his mouth to stop himself giggling like a school girl.

Sora blushed painfully and hung his head, leaning into Riku's side and trying to hide from view. "B-but... how...?"

Riku nudged Sora in front of him, hiding his face in thise spiky locks.

Squall gave Balthier a slight nudge, glaring playfully at him for a moment before turning his attention to the boys. "It's all to do with muscles... The rings of muscles... down there, you need to learn to relax them and stretch them."

Balthier gritted his teeth, holding his breath to keep from laughing out loud. It was sweet that Sora and Riku trusted Squall enough to ask but it was still damn hilarious.

Sora frowned a little, blinking at Squall. "B-but... how do you...? I'm confused..." He pouted a little, clinging to Riku's side.

Riku curled his arm around Sora, wishing this whole thing would just go away! He shot a glare at Balthier's head.

Squall gave a soft sigh, followed by a gentle smile. "There are various ways. The most common is by fingers. Starting with one, gradually building up to two, sometimes three, occassionally even four or a whole fist..."

Balthier rolled his eyes, sighing slightly. "Squall, you've left out a major point. If they go about doing that they'll cause Sora more damage than pleasure." He looked over at Riku, his eyes rather serious. "Be sure you lubricate your fingers first. It doesn't necessarily need to be specific lube but perhaps lotion or even saliva."

Sora blushed so bright his face was burning and he snuggled up into Riku, nuzzling his side.

Riku flushed. Who had said that he would be the one topping, anyway?! He stared at his feet, shifting on the spot.

Squall huffed at Balthier. "I was getting to that part!!" He nudged the pirate lightly. "Lube is one of the most important factors. Try and get a good lotion or proper lube if you can, especially in the early days. Cherry scented is the best." He grinned, giving Balthier a seductive smile. "But even more important than lube, is being relaxed. If you tense up... it makes it a hell of a lot more painful."

Balthier smiled back at Squall, leaning to nip his ear affectionately, flicking his tongue in Squall's ear before looking at Riku. "Your face holds a questioning look. Was I wrong? Is Sora to top?"

Sora squealed slightly and clung to Riku, hiding his face and shaking his head. "We haven't decided that!!"

Riku toyed with Sora's hair. "We've barely gone past kissing." Unless you count the numerous dry humping and mutual masturbation sessions. He added silently.

Squall purred soft at Balthier's affections before nudging him. "Quit embarassing the boys. Their first time is important to them."

Balthier chuckled and shook his head. "I know that, sweetheart. My first time was around their age, and no doubt yours was too, hm?"

Sora nuzzled into Riku grasping his lover's t-shirt and smiling lightly. "We've done a little bit, Riku..." he mumbled.

Riku flushed more, nudging Sora. "Shut up! Don't tell everyone! It's between me and you. It's private!!"

Squall gave a nod. "A little younger, in fact." He answered, in regards to Balthier's question. He turned his attention back to the boys. "Don't be embarassed. It's a normal thing. Everyone does it."

Balthier smirked, leaning into Squall's ear again. "Oh, you naughty boy," he purred softly before looking at the young boys. "Anyone who tells you they do not is a liar."

Sora pouted at Riku, clinging to him. "I'm only telling the truth... you know I don't lie..." He looked at Squall with a pout. "What... what else do we need to do?"

Riku pouted back. He didn't want his sex life broadcast to Squall and... Squall's friend.

Squallran his hand along Balthier's inner thigh. "You know it, darlin'." He teased, before smiling at Sora. "Sora. There is no right or wrong way to do things. Listen to your heart and to your body. Instinct will tell you what to do. Experiment. See what works for you. Everybody is different."

Balthier quirked an eyebrow at Squall's hand, letting his own fingers toy with the teen's hair as he leaned to nip and lick Squall's ear affectionately.

Sora nuzzled into Riku a little more. "Okay... thanks, Leon... thanks, Balthier..." He smiled sweetly before grabbing Riku's hand and dragging him towards the door.

Riku mumbled his thanks as Sora dragged him, his shoes scuffing against the floor.

Squall gave a soft laugh. "Remember to have fun, guys!" He teased, before purring softly at Balthier. "Well then... what can I do for you?"

"You've done enough, my little minx. I am certifiably aroused and unable to do a damn thing about it," he muttered, biting at his ear.

Sora squeaked as soon as they were out of the office, clinging to Riku again. "Sorry... we shouldn't have asked anyone..."

"That was the most embarassing thing ever!! I can't believe you just asked in front of Leon and a complete strange." Riku murmured, blushing bright.

Squall gave a soft laugh. "Oh? And whatever did I do to you, my dear little pirate?"

Balthier growled and shifted to have his feet on the edges of Squall's chair, either side of the teen. "You put your hand in an inappropriate place, for one."

Sora pouted at him with shining apologetic eyes. "I'm sorry... that's no stranger to me... that's Leon's boyfriend, Balthier..." he pouted slightly more.

Riku blinked at Sora with wide eyes. "B-boyfriend? But I thought... I thought Leon was getting married to Rinoa??"

Squall stroked Balthier's inner thigh again. "I only touched here. In a friendly manner."

Balthier shuddered slightly, gripping Squall's wrist. "Far too friendly, Leon." He purred, petting Squall's hair with his free hand.

Sora pouted still, rubbing his eye. "It's supposed to be a secret but... Leon and Balthier have a special friendship. They're both getting married to different women."

Riku frowned a little. "Oh... Isn't... Isn't that kind of bad? I thought Leon was one of the good guys?" He asked.

Squall gave a soft laugh. "I apologise. Gual. I shall keep my hands to myself."

Balthier laughed and cupped Squall's face, kissing him softly on the nose. "You have no idea how much that pisses me off," he chuckled.

Sora scrunched his nose. "But they're in love. Leon is one of the good guys. I think... when you're facing something like a Heartless war that could end the world... you just have to take what you want. Leon does that. I think, at least."

Riku frowned a little and laced his fingers with Sora's. "I guess it's kinda like you and Kairi..." He murmured, walkign along the corridor.

"What pisses you off? Me teasing or callign you Gual?" Squall asked, nipping the man's chin lightly.

Balthier purred softly. "The fact that we have to keep our hands off eachother," he mumbled nuzzling Squall's ear.

Sora looked up at Riku with wide eyes. "No... but... I don't..." He stopped and a slight sob escaped. "I don't mean to hurt anyone..."

Riku shook his head. "I don't think Leon does either... Maybe... I don't know." He gave Sora's hand a gentle squeeze. "Come on, let's go back to my room."

Squall gave a laugh, nuzzling his cheek against Balthier's. "I'd rather not have my spine removed and used as a decoration aboard the Strahl."

Sora gave a quiet nod and just walked along with him quietly, his free hand finding his pocket.

Balthier chuckled lightly and nuzzled Squall. "And this is why we behave, sweetheart," he mumbled.