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Who: Kuja, Sephiroth, Xehanort, Vanitas, Kefka, Magus, and one extraordinarily confused black mage.
What: New evil lair of doom and death! Wholesome! Shiny! Safe!
Where: The Outer Continent
Warnings: Evil lair may not actually be wholesome or safe.
For some time now there had been an unusual amount of traffic flowing through the Outer Continent. Cargo ships laden with supplies, smaller vessels carrying workers, and one very irate dragon came and went at irregular intervals. It looked for all the world as if Kuja had decided to build a village out here.
In truth, it was only his palace being worked on. He barely remembered destroying it at this point, only that he had when he'd sent roots from the Iifa Tree erupting out in all directions, but perhaps it was best if those memories remained muddled and vague. It felt as if another Kuja had gone through that horrible time when he could have sworn he heard each second of his life running down, a steady, neverending tick-tick-tick as loud and maddening as a metronome, and he was not about to disabuse himself of that comfort by dwelling on it unnecessarily; it allowed him to keep a healthy distance between himself and his own mortality even after he'd already died once.
Keeping busy helped, too, and he had been busy, albeit with nothing that his fellow villains would find useful to themselves. They could plot the downfall of humanity or spread that virus around for kicks or whatever it was they were all doing--he had more pressing concerns at the moment, like making sure everything was just right with the restoration of his home. He was sinking quite a bit of money into it, far more than he'd paid for his airship, and woe betide the stonemason who got a single detail wrong. Altogether, however, he was pleased with what had been accomplished. Humans really were industrious builders if you assembled a large number of them, bribed them adequately, gave them a few black mages to carry things around and do the monotonous, repetitive tasks that nobody liked, and worked them around the clock.
Of course, the black mages were made from Mist. Some of the workers had begun coughing after a short while, and that had irked him at first, but he'd only needed them to stay alive and fit until they were done shoring everything back together and repairing the broken stonework. Now that the place was livable they could crawl off into a corner and die of that pesky little virus for all he cared (although it would be a shame if he ever needed them to come back and fix something). At this point he had only to put the finishing touches on it himself, and then he'd be satisfied.
But for now he was relaxing in the shade of the airship dock and supervising as his black mages, given new orders, took quite a large amount of furniture off the Angel's Raine. He reclined against the wall, his face lifted to the cloudless, sunny sky, and heaved a sigh of contentment. What a marvelous day this was! Surely nothing could ruin it for him.
What: New evil lair of doom and death! Wholesome! Shiny! Safe!
Where: The Outer Continent
Warnings: Evil lair may not actually be wholesome or safe.
For some time now there had been an unusual amount of traffic flowing through the Outer Continent. Cargo ships laden with supplies, smaller vessels carrying workers, and one very irate dragon came and went at irregular intervals. It looked for all the world as if Kuja had decided to build a village out here.
In truth, it was only his palace being worked on. He barely remembered destroying it at this point, only that he had when he'd sent roots from the Iifa Tree erupting out in all directions, but perhaps it was best if those memories remained muddled and vague. It felt as if another Kuja had gone through that horrible time when he could have sworn he heard each second of his life running down, a steady, neverending tick-tick-tick as loud and maddening as a metronome, and he was not about to disabuse himself of that comfort by dwelling on it unnecessarily; it allowed him to keep a healthy distance between himself and his own mortality even after he'd already died once.
Keeping busy helped, too, and he had been busy, albeit with nothing that his fellow villains would find useful to themselves. They could plot the downfall of humanity or spread that virus around for kicks or whatever it was they were all doing--he had more pressing concerns at the moment, like making sure everything was just right with the restoration of his home. He was sinking quite a bit of money into it, far more than he'd paid for his airship, and woe betide the stonemason who got a single detail wrong. Altogether, however, he was pleased with what had been accomplished. Humans really were industrious builders if you assembled a large number of them, bribed them adequately, gave them a few black mages to carry things around and do the monotonous, repetitive tasks that nobody liked, and worked them around the clock.
Of course, the black mages were made from Mist. Some of the workers had begun coughing after a short while, and that had irked him at first, but he'd only needed them to stay alive and fit until they were done shoring everything back together and repairing the broken stonework. Now that the place was livable they could crawl off into a corner and die of that pesky little virus for all he cared (although it would be a shame if he ever needed them to come back and fix something). At this point he had only to put the finishing touches on it himself, and then he'd be satisfied.
But for now he was relaxing in the shade of the airship dock and supervising as his black mages, given new orders, took quite a large amount of furniture off the Angel's Raine. He reclined against the wall, his face lifted to the cloudless, sunny sky, and heaved a sigh of contentment. What a marvelous day this was! Surely nothing could ruin it for him.
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Date: 2010-03-21 04:49 pm (UTC)He expected no less of the man. Kuja was one who lived on the uppermost tier of society. He had to be surrounded by beautiful things both because he admired them and because only the beautiful were fit to be around him.
"To answer your question earlier, I was bored being at the base. The Remnants are off doing their own tasks, and I would rather not have to converse with the others yet," he smirked at the shorter man, "So I figured, why not come visit with one of the few of my allies who annoys me the very least?"
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Date: 2010-03-21 07:08 pm (UTC)Even this disaster wasn't going to annoy him. Not today, not when everything else had worked out just right. He simply turned away with a sigh, leaving the fight to play out on its own, and headed after Sephiroth. The ex-general's words brought an indelicate snort of amusement out of him. "I see," he murmured. "Well, do stay a while. Although I'm sure I could be more annoying if you wish--I could follow you home, scribble all over your walls, act like an uncultured boor?" For all that Kuja was a blithe man, easily given over to theatrics, this was something new--it was almost playful. He was in an excellent mood indeed. "No? I can spare us both the undeserved headaches instead."
Outside, one of the black mages appeared to have realized that it was under attack. A cry of "KILL!" echoed faintly up the long hallway before two massive stone doors swung shut and closed off the outside world.
It was a bit of a walk, but the air got much cooler farther in and the vaulted ceilings kept it circulating. The whole structure had apparently been designed with both form and function in mind, with the end result that the living areas were quite comfortable. Most of them were still either unfurnished or partially furnished, but the parlor (http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4488/sittingroom.gif) wasn't one of them. He really had spared no expense; this was the home of an aesthete who had access to an obscene amount of money.
Kuja made no move to fetch the drinks, instead picking out a couch and making himself comfortable on it, but, given that he'd had his ambulatory Mist-weapons moving house for him, he probably had them bring him his wine too.
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Date: 2010-03-21 08:43 pm (UTC)occ: the psycho bunny's here just because >D
Date: 2010-03-22 05:27 pm (UTC)One silver brow lifted as he saw Xehanort appear. It inched even higher as he saw the young man who was trailing behind the old codger. He was reminded of Grobyc, for some reason, though he doubted the youth beside Xehanort was any kind of robot. The black-clad male leaned against one of the finely decorated walls and seemed to study the area, but who knew what he was really looking at or thinking behind that mask?
"Are you going to introduce us to your 'friend'?" he asked, smirking a little as he raised his glass to drink from it. The young man scoffed even as it looked like his master was about to speak.
"Who're these guys? I can barely tell if that one's a chick or not!" Vanitas said, gesturing in Kuja's general direction. "Nice digs though. A bit too fancy for me, but pretty cool."
Sephiroth's eyes narrowed, though not because of the remark. The boy's voice sounded eerily familiar, but he couldn't quite place it.
Three guesses as to what sort of company he means. First two don't count. XD
Date: 2010-03-22 07:26 pm (UTC)Never mind that Xehanort always seemed to arrive this way--Kuja blinked. And before he could get a word in, the boy was already pointing at him and talking.
"Can't you? Have fun trying to figure it out," he said with absent amusement, although he was a little bemused as well. At times it seemed as if his allies were all connected by an invisible string. Kefka had better not be attached to it. He'd probably break something, or write on it, or...
"Have a seat, gentlemen, although might I advise you to be more careful about where you open those portals? You never know what you'll teleport yourself into. I do have company on occasion." He smiled guilelessly, raising his own eyebrows. "You'd be better served knocking on my front door."
A black mage did, indeed, come in bearing a tray of wine at around that point. There were only two glasses, and Kuja sighed and sent it off for more. They were highly useful as weapons, but they weren't very autonomous.
Re: Three guesses as to what sort of company he means. First two don't count. XD
Date: 2010-03-23 05:06 am (UTC)Hmmm...androgynous people of both sexes with the beauty of porcelain dolls?
Date: 2010-03-23 03:25 pm (UTC)Realizing his own words, he started laughing hysterically and held his hands on his knees as he doubled over a bit. Sephiroth watched the two impassively and with a smirk on his lips. It disappeared as soon as Xehanort mentioned his rather...unfortunate mishap in battling the clown. Determined to keep his cool, he brushed the words off and took a glass from the tray, replacing it with the one he had previously, before the black mage scurried off to get more.
"Yes, I believe we should. He's getting to be more incorrigible as the days go on," he said, "Though I certainly won't complain about his absence as of late."
And the occasional would-be hero who ends up doing fetch-quests for him.
Date: 2010-03-23 10:04 pm (UTC)He straightened just long enough to take one of the glasses and then sat back again, running his finger idly along the rim of the cup. "And do you come to us with something specific in mind, or do you only feel you'd like to see the intolerable thing eradicated?" He was looking thoughtful now, but he held his peace so Xehanort could speak.
The black mage returned with another two wine glasses, set them on the table, and shuffled off again to who knows where as its master silently dismissed it.
And the Mailman bringing the latest Epicene Weekly
Date: 2010-03-23 11:44 pm (UTC)And Girl Scouts...because they sell to ANYONE
Date: 2010-03-24 12:58 am (UTC)"He kicked your ass, didn't he?"
"He got away missing a limb. I doubt he can regrow them, so there's an advantage." Sephiroth replied quickly. That was all he was going to say on the matter as well judging by how he took another long swallow of wine from his glass.
Vanitas shrugged, apparently giving up on the subject, then turned to the tray of wine the black mage brought. He grinned a bit and slipped the black casing of his mask off his face. After setting it aside on a side table near him, he picked up a wine glass and looked at it.
"Fancy," he chuckled softly and looked once over at his master for approval. Not that he'd need it.
Girl Scout cookies are good...if they're made from real Girl Scouts.
Date: 2010-03-24 01:38 am (UTC)"Well, there you go: he's made of flesh and blood. Decapitate him. I'm sure that would be effective, unless he's part fish." He sipped from his own glass, then lowered it a bit. His smile had grown both smaller and sharper. "Of course, it would be a shame to let all that magical talent go to waste, wouldn't it? I have a proposal for you.
"Sephiroth, do you remember the airship I mentioned when we first met? I didn't ask after it for sentimental reasons. The Invincible is a weapon, but, more importantly, it absorbs and contains souls." He traced the rim of his glass again, idly catching a drop of wine. "They have power for those who know how to draw it out. The jester's, I'm sure, is quite strong. We could put it to excellent use."
He sucked the wine off his finger and shrugged.
"Simply a modest suggestion."
Re: Indeed!
Date: 2010-03-25 09:40 pm (UTC)"So.. is this the company you've taken to keeping, General?" his voice was smooth, quiet, but with a note of command. The Magus held himself with a regal bearing, as if the powerful people in the room were mere peons.. but then again, perhaps they were at some point in the future, a point which he discerned.
Yay Magus is here! Shenanigans will now commence
Date: 2010-03-26 01:48 am (UTC)He turned to the others and stood in order to introduce his newest ally. "This is the Magus. Do be courteous."
Vanitas just laughed after taking a good gulp of his wine. Seeing the scythe rend the air right in front of them had impressed him.
"Nice to meetcha." he said, grinning widely.
Knocking is so out this season, huh? XD
Date: 2010-03-26 05:29 am (UTC)Then his gaze slid away, to a point behind Sephiroth, as the air rippled with sudden energy and Magus made his entrance. His head tilted.
Hm.
"A pleasure, Magus. I'm Kuja. Welcome to my abode--don't mind the construction." He straightened, his half-bow neat and self-contained. He left it up to Xehanort and his companion to make their own introductions. Vanitas's name he hadn't even learned yet.
Bah! We are villains, knocking is so Lawful Good
Date: 2010-03-26 07:01 am (UTC)Heh, who knocks anymore anyway?
Date: 2010-03-26 04:59 pm (UTC)Kuja was a likely candidate for Flea; very effeminate, but dangerously so, appearing charming, even beautiful, in repose, but likely fatal when roused. Xenahort most reminded him of Ozzie, in the sense that he seemed to be the most self-assured in a room full of self-assured people, willing to endure indignities for the sake of assured victory. Ozzie had always been a sly one, after all. Then there was Vanitas, and Sephiroth.. the two seemed to be the most direct of the gathered, and thus the most decisive in nature, akin to Slash.. Slash had been one of The Magus' closest friends while he grew up with the Mystics, where Flea had been more of a companion, and Ozzie something like a kindly, if strict, uncle.
He snapped free from such thoughts, smirking softly, "A pleasure to meet you all, I am certain. Forgive the lack of haste in my reply.. A momentary distraction; I was assailed by the Black Winds upon entering." his smooth voice rolled each word with an aristocratic sense, expertly conveying meaning, hidden though it was, "It is rare for one such as myself to encounter such profound founts of destiny.. Rare indeed."
Knocking is for the WEAK!
Date: 2010-03-26 06:14 pm (UTC)"So now that we're all here, what're we gonna do? I propose a spelling contest." he laughed. There wasn't much to be feared if he got drunk. Strangely, Vanitas was a friendly drunk, and preferred to simply hang on people and be somewhat friendly when his brain was swimming in alcohol, if his leaning on the wine-serving black mage was any indication. Definitely different than his sober self.
Sephiroth chuckled at the Heartless one and turned back to Magus, offering as close to an honest smile as he could.
"We were discussing Kefka Palazzo. You remember him from what I've told you, correct?" Sephiroth asked, lightly gesturing for the prophet to sit wherever he liked. The task really belonged to Kuja, but seeing as the general was the only one who had seen the man prior, he took the position without thinking.
Not knocking can lead to brain-scarring! Did anyone else who played IX notice Kuja's whip room? >D
Date: 2010-03-26 08:30 pm (UTC)Normally, anyway. Now that Magus had arrived, Kuja was taking his measure instead. He seemed dignified, his words polite but weighted with the confidence of a man who knows he has nothing to prove to those around him. His initial impression was that Sephiroth had found an excellent ally (or had Magus found Sephiroth?).
"If you've not met the jester, you're a lucky man indeed. Please, make yourself comfortable." He nodded towards the tray of wine, inviting Magus to take a glass if he wanted.
The black mage that Vanitas leant against gave no indication whatsoever that it had noticed him. It didn't even seem to be breathing. It could have passed for a statue if it hadn't been moving about just a little while ago.
It had, however, started to list under the extra weight.
I did!
Date: 2010-03-27 12:49 am (UTC)Xehanort paused, sniffing the air, a burning smell was faint. "Anyone else smell that" he said as the door to the place burst open as a black mage flew into the room, his robes apparently being the source of the smell.
Kefka glided into the room, a large purple grin on his face as he waved with his only arm left. "Why Ello, gentlemen and what ever the hell Kuja is, I seem to have lost my invite
Cue Seph going "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-" in his mind
Date: 2010-03-27 02:16 am (UTC)"Speak of the devil..." he mumbled under his breath before taking another sip of his wine.
Vanitas blinked, then laughed.
"Holy shit, it's that clown you told me about!" he said to his master, laughing hard. "A one-armed clown. That's damn poetic!"
Kuja will see him that "FFFFUUUU" and raise him a "Why, god, why?"
Date: 2010-03-28 04:00 am (UTC)"That," he said coolly, "is because the invitation was never extended. Nemo me impune lacessit, Kefka. Get out."
When Vanitas laughed, the black mage he was supporting himself on simply...toppled over. It laid where it fell for several minutes, radiating an air of faint confusion, before attempting to right itself.
Xehanort will see Kuja's "Oh God Why?" and raise him a "BRAND NEW CAR!" wait...
Date: 2010-03-28 06:19 am (UTC)Xehanort stepped forward. "This is enough, Kefka, what is the meaning of your visit" he asked as Kefka glared at him.
"Meaning? Never have one. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Vanitas sees "BRAND NEW CAR!" and raises you "ONE SMOKIN' GUMMI SHIP" ...no really, it's on fire
Date: 2010-03-28 07:07 am (UTC)"So when do I get to rip the clown's arm off and shove it straight up his eyeballs?" he asked his master before yawning widely.
Sephiroth was absolutely fuming inside, and his fingers just itched to summon Masamune and ram it through Kefka's brain. He even rose to do just that, though he didn't let his anger break the surface just yet.
"Kefka. I was thinking about a rematch. Hopefully this time you'll die." he uttered the last part softly, almost growling. His patience with the jester was almost at an end.
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Date: 2010-03-28 03:41 pm (UTC)"Ah, so you are Kefka. Interesting indeed." and it wasn't as if he were lying about it, it was interesting.
Pandora has just started playing "Peace Be Upon Us." BRB LOLing.
Date: 2010-03-28 10:44 pm (UTC)When Kefka spoke incredulity shadowed the Genome's face.
Then he grinned, and the expression was somehow worse than any amount of rage or indignation would have been. His eyes briefly darted past the jester to Sephiroth behind him, gauging his position. Mage on one side of Kefka, swordsman on the other. Everyone but Magus, who only seemed curious, either angry or irritated. Well.
"How adorable," he purred, saccharine-sweet now, and finally did place his wine aside. He stretched as he got to his feet, a fluid, luxurious movement that sent his arms out and his whole body arching up on his toes, like he'd just woken from a nap and needed to limber up. "Perhaps I can help you come to a decision?" Kuja crooked a finger as if to suggest that Kefka lean in to hear his suggestion, conspiratorial and inviting, but he was already stepping in close--close enough to crowd, and lean in himself, intimate, as if to whisper something.
The black mage continued to try and get up for a few seconds, but Vanitas had it pinned and it ceased struggling soon enough, its limited reasoning abilities working overtime as it contemplated this new obstacle. It didn't know how to ask Vanitas to move, so it could only draw one conclusion: it had to move him. "KILL," it decided a bit uncertainly, raising its arms.
And went limp, the yellow glow of its eyes dimming, as Kuja, not looking round, reached his mind out to whatever passed for its own and shut it off.
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Date: 2010-03-29 05:20 am (UTC)"Oh really, well I was never much for listening to others" Kefka said as Kuja leaned in close. "Bio" he spoke, the poison gas spell spreading outward from Kefka's body.
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Date: 2010-03-29 06:08 pm (UTC)Save for the fact that, quick as a striking snake, his fingers grabbed and held and he confided, "Wrong answer."
Lightning leapt from his fingers. With his hand on the jester's head the concentrated Thundaga really only had one place to go.
Somehow Kuja doubted that he'd have enough decency to perish, but a few thousand volts to the brain ought to at least incapacitate anyone.
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Date: 2010-03-30 04:01 pm (UTC)There was no reason to interfere. Yes, his own revenge would have been so sweet, -and he eventually would be the one to slam Masamune through the clown's brain in the end, so he swore- but for now he would just help his host in his own fight. With that in mind, he slipped back away from the direct line of fire and cast DeSpell upon Kuja to rid the man of Bio's effects just when they would begin to take hold.
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Date: 2010-03-30 04:50 pm (UTC)Xehanort growled as he stepped back. "Vanitas, KILL HIM"
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Date: 2010-03-30 06:22 pm (UTC)The drunken Unversed Lord stood up fast, knocking the Black Mage away in the process, and flashed a huge grin to his master. His intoxication was gone in an instant.
"Finally!" He donned his mask again in a flash, and, not a second later, his keyblade was in his hands. As he flew at Kefka, malevolent, purely gleeful laughter broke out from him as he chopped down at the jester. He hadn't killed anyone of import as of yet, so being allowed to kill one of his master's "allies" was possibly the most excitement he'd have for a while!
"Guess your luck ran out Klowny!" he laughed.
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Date: 2010-03-30 09:57 pm (UTC)When Vanitas leapt in and attacked, hopefully providing at least a momentary distraction, Kuja took the opportunity to unleash several fast-moving contrails of bright, purplish energy at the jester, at more or less point-blank range. It was Flare magic in a denser, more compact form--quicker to charge than Ultima, and still powerful, to interrupt Kefka's spell as it formed.
And also, incidentally, to try and knock him towards the glint of Masamune as it appeared. A fight between mages tended to be a disaster for their surroundings, and it seemed that Kuja still hoped to end this quickly and with a minimum of damage to his home.